TheChemical98

[TheChemical98]

tumblr: hey look at this post

me: oh wow coo-

op’s bio: MINORS DNI

me: oh

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[demilypyro]

this is the baiken of fat titties reblog to get fat titties

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please

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[samshine-and-lollipops]

Wait, it got better.

[libertineangel]

He does this a lot, to my deep surprise in undergrad:

For reference, the reason nobody likes this book and you can press tofu with it is that it’s about 1600 pages long.

[horizon-penblade]

It’s also, by all accounts, the origin of Cousin Throckmorton

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[puppygirl-hornyposting]

[asyncmeow]

rb to send them to the meat grinder

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[theburninggalaxy]

MATHS IS SUPER FUCKING QUEER FUCK THE WHOLE "IM GAY I CANT DO MATHS" BULLSHIT

[TheChemical98]

I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside…

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I would marry this man

guys we broke another post because this one’s not showing any notes

When I liked it, it flashed “0 notes”

It’s showing -1 notes

i’m gonna keep reblogging this and you can’t stop me

I liked it and it said ‘1 note’

tf is this crap?

1 NOTE I’VE ONLY COME ACROSS 3 OF THESE POSTS IN MY LIFE

ITS STILL SAID 1 NOTE WTF????? 

legendary

What the fuck

YES BUT DID HE GET HIS CAMERA BACK?? WE NEED TO KNOW!

WE WILL NEVER KNOW… =((((

IT still says 0 notes?? WTF!!

This is the first thing I saw on my dash

I’m shook

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKERY

WTF-

SAME HERE!!! I JUST GAVE IT A LIKE AND IT DIDN’T STAY

1 note WTF.

@foolishly-snowy

3rd time and it’s still broken. This lovely cursèd post.

THERE IS ANOTHER ONE?????

still not-works

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stotworks.

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Portmanteau Bot happed upon a null-notes post and got stuck in a loop.

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U͋̏ͤ̀͞P͢O̯̳̍͝N̨̲ ̺́͡A̡ ̛̆ͯ̈͞N̷̩͇͠Ù̉L̦L͕-͕N̴ͬ͜O̸̽͝͡T̩E͢S̷͎͐̅ ̐P̸̩̹̣̑O̢S̡̼ͣͬT̶̸ͣ ̀̒Ả̛͛ͬ͠Ņͪ̓D̜̰ ̢̣̽

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portmanteau bot happed
upon a null-notes post and
got stuck in a loop

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portmanteau bot happed
upon a null-notes post and
got stuck in a loop

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A day will come when i won’t reblog this…

But it is not today

What the fuck is even happening with this post??? Also it’s got 1 note again.

I got a notif saying I was mentioned in this post but I clearly wasn’t

HeY tumblr what the FUCK

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Did the man get his camera

I have seen posts that broke the notes. But this is the first time I’ve seen a post that broke the bots. 

I know this is long but holy hell I love it when bots run amok

I know this is long

but holy hell I love it

when bots run amok

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

I think I saw somewhere that the man got his camera back. Also what the fuck tumblr.

do you love the color of this thread

[TheChemical98]

[zetexkindasucks]

where's the volume slider for silverware and why is it cranked 3x louder than everything else irl

[zetexkindasucks]

like shut up. You are a mere extension of my hand. Stop fucking SCREAMING every time you get touched against anything

[TheChemical98]

[logorrhea5mip]

Keep reading

[inneskeeper]

OP, this is a genuinely genius method of tricking the human brain into beginning to understand the sort of scale that this looks like.

[TheChemical98]

[pg-clubstep]

Level: “prIde” by DubbyBall

I'm gonna assume that DubbyBall was making this level for pride month, but only finished it now. And if that's the case, then props to her for using the extra time because this looks really good. He seems to have mastered the 1.9 editor more than the 2.1 editor (because this level is a lot better than "Skrunkly Sanctuary," her previous level). Also, the song in this was made by Dubby's partner.

Some things I like are the 3D block design in the pansexual-themed part, and how pleasing the colors are in the trans-themed part. At this point everyone and their mother has made a pride level, and as some point you think "there's no way the creator is ALL OF THESE," but it's the thought of bringing everyone together that counts.

And hey, at least this level is good. Sadly, I can't say the same for the gameplay, as the nonbinary dual and the last 20% are harder than the surrounding parts, and the 61% transition is annoying. (1.9 levels post-2017 tend to be clunky, as they're trying to fit newer gameplay styles in an older editor.)

Overall, this is my new favorite DubbyBall level 👍

[TheChemical98]

[suppermariobroth]

Officially licensed Bob-omb headband, available exclusively at the Super Nintendo World theme park in Japan.

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chaotic catgirl energy

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